Morning Assassin Mug

It's 8:00am and Morning Assassin is about to come through your window.

Do you...

a) set out the bear trap?
b) equip your sawed off shotty and get to pumping?
c) Make coffee and offer it to him in this cup after he's smashed through your window?

If you chose C, then this mug is for you.

If you didn't choose C, then this mug is also for you.

Available in 11 oz. and 15 oz. versions!